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John Doe
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Can You Help Me With This Ditloid?
by snowbird in20 = q in (a, v, or m).. please, and thanks.
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sylvia.
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Death ... friend or enemy?
by The Berean inwithout a life expectancy, would mankind stagnate?
what incentive would there be to stay busy, set goals, desire a mate and children, or care for others who would never be in harms way?
why would we do anything today if we always had a tomorrow?could it be that death is natures prod and a necessary motivator of life and should be thus celebrated?.
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John Doe
Death is the cleaning maggots on the assbag of humanity.
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It's been 18 days
by John Doe insince i last thought of the rain though i can smell the dampness in the frosty air and hear the trickling thunder in the darkened distance beyond the naked trees jutting into the cool night veil of darkness as the pulse in my neck quickens and then slows and pushes life through the arteries sleeping beneath the surface of quiet solitude and drifting away into the slumber that awaits the death of awareness.
and then i scratch my balls and belch..
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John Doe
That's what she said.
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It's been 18 days
by John Doe insince i last thought of the rain though i can smell the dampness in the frosty air and hear the trickling thunder in the darkened distance beyond the naked trees jutting into the cool night veil of darkness as the pulse in my neck quickens and then slows and pushes life through the arteries sleeping beneath the surface of quiet solitude and drifting away into the slumber that awaits the death of awareness.
and then i scratch my balls and belch..
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John Doe
Acid reflux is a bee with an itch.
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What kind of men do women want?
by FlyingHighNow inwe want men with good pecs in frilly aprons, with no shirts, happily washing dishes, cooking, folding diapers, while we take bubble baths, before we go to the bank with your gi-normous paychecks, who love run on sentences: that's what women want.
hehe..
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John Doe
One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came across a pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage. The cat was feeling quite peckish so as the water wasn't that deep he reached in with his little paw and hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The next day the cat was walking through the park again and he peered into the pond again - there was another sausage but this time it was a normal sized one so the cat reached in but this time he had to put his whole arm into the pond. The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The next day the cat looked into the pond and found an enormous Cumberland sausage at the bottom of the pond - it looked so delicious but it was so deep that he had to really stretch to get it, then SPLOSH - he fell in.
The moral of the story is: The bigger the sausage - the wetter the *****. -
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It's been 18 days
by John Doe insince i last thought of the rain though i can smell the dampness in the frosty air and hear the trickling thunder in the darkened distance beyond the naked trees jutting into the cool night veil of darkness as the pulse in my neck quickens and then slows and pushes life through the arteries sleeping beneath the surface of quiet solitude and drifting away into the slumber that awaits the death of awareness.
and then i scratch my balls and belch..
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John Doe
since I last thought of the rain though I can smell the dampness in the frosty air and hear the trickling thunder in the darkened distance beyond the naked trees jutting into the cool night veil of darkness as the pulse in my neck quickens and then slows and pushes life through the arteries sleeping beneath the surface of quiet solitude and drifting away into the slumber that awaits the death of awareness. And then I scratch my balls and belch.
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What kind of women do men want?
by semelcred ini ve just read the blog asking what sort of man a woman wants!
i am fed up in this world that men don't stand up and start letting the sisters in the world know what we really need.
lets take the game to them!!.
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John Doe
lol @ John Doe. I knew you were going to pick up on that. You're nothing if not predictable. ;)
I make it a point to listen and hear when ladies speak and understand their innermost thoughts and desires.
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What kind of women do men want?
by semelcred ini ve just read the blog asking what sort of man a woman wants!
i am fed up in this world that men don't stand up and start letting the sisters in the world know what we really need.
lets take the game to them!!.
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John Doe
Hell, I love boobies too. My own and others. Can we move on now?
Hold it right there! Back the wagon train up! Describe how you love your "own and others." I'm a visual person, so feel free to include pictures.
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What kind of women do men want?
by semelcred ini ve just read the blog asking what sort of man a woman wants!
i am fed up in this world that men don't stand up and start letting the sisters in the world know what we really need.
lets take the game to them!!.
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John Doe
You got to admit, we likes the boobies.
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What kind of women do men want?
by semelcred ini ve just read the blog asking what sort of man a woman wants!
i am fed up in this world that men don't stand up and start letting the sisters in the world know what we really need.
lets take the game to them!!.
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John Doe
Okay, you want a serious answer?
My take, you don't fall in love with the physical features of the people you meet, you fall in love with the person and grow to love the phsyical features they have. All of these questions and discussion are akin to asking children what they want to be when they grow up. People no more know what the person they love will look like than children know what their adult career will be. That never stopped anyone from having an opinion though.